Last week our bridge group (16 of us) descended on our kitchen to make tamales – with time off for a bit of bridge, loads of fun and, of course, some serious eating and drinking. How did a group of bridge-playing gringos end up elbow deep in masa? It all started with a side-conversation around Friday night bridge:
MY BRIDGE-PLAYING FRIEND, JIM: I have always wanted to try making my own tamales.
ME: Me too.
JIM: Since you need a lot of “hands”, it would be perfect for our bridge group.
ME: Yes, we certainly have enough adventurous souls and big eaters in our bridge group. We could do it!!
JIM: I’d be happy to research the recipes and put together a plan, but I’m not sure my kitchen will work.
ME: No worries. We’ll use my kitchen, your plan, and the bridge group for our tamale assembly work. We will sustain the cooking crew with margaritas and the end goal: a delicious south-of-the-border meal.
Surprisingly, nearly everyone in our bridge group was “game”. But with 16 cooks in the kitchen, we needed a good plan. Without it, we would be likely to have either a culinary disaster and/or an exhausted cooking crew at the end of the day. Fortunately, Jim, an architect, shares my focus on planning.
First, Jim put together a great menu.
TAMALE DINNER MENU
Margaritas and a Selection of Mexican Beers
Chicken Tamales
Pork Tamales
Bean Tamales
Sweet Tamales
Mexican Crema
Lettuce/Tomato/Cheese
Mexican-Style Black Beans
Mexican Rice (Arroz a la Mexicana)
Second, he put the tamale-making schedule together using solid and detailed planning and a division of labor.
Third, he assigned the task of keeping the crews flush with margaritas and beer.

Fourth, I incorporated the logistics of the side dishes into our plan. With 16 people in the kitchen stuffing tamales, there wouldn’t be space or man-power to work on the side dishes. With a few modifications, nearly everything could be do-ahead. Mexican crema, condiments, and black beans could be made entirely ahead, and the rice could be prepped ahead except for about 10 minutes of stove-top work.
COOKING FUNDAMENTALS – HOW TO PLAN A HANDS-ON COOKING PARTY WITH A GAGGLE OF COOKS. We’ve all heard the saying: “Too many cooks spoil the broth”. But is that necessarily so? I prefer “The more the merrier” mindset – provided you have a good plan to keep things organized.
Jim used his architect planning skills to put together an amazing tamale-making work plan (very abbreviated version below). In fact, he knocked my socks off with his great plan: five pages of detailed spread sheets, one a detailed timeline and the others tamale recipes — all of which were put to great use. (Where was he when I had my culinary business?? I could have used his over-priced help :-))
The only changes I made were a few tweaks to the work schedule by moving, not only the sides, but also some tamale fillings into the “do-ahead “category. My experience catering large parties told me that we did not want to overtax the cooking crew’s stamina as these cooks were bridge-playing guests – not paid help. With Jim’s plan and many do-ahead steps, we would have a relaxed schedule:
I suspect all this planning sounds a bit like a forced march. But the beauty of planning is that it reduces stress for everyone. With good organization, Jim and I could relax and not worry about calling people to dinner at midnight. And guests were able to enjoy the festivities and bridge, jumping in to help only when needed. In fact, with Jim’s great planning and assembly humming along in the kitchen, the rest of the group not only had time for bridge, but even a walk on the snowy beach! One of my favorite complements to the tamales was the Mexican Rice. It has all the features of a great rice dish – subtle flavors, great texture, beautiful color and do-ahead preparation. Mexican Rice (Arroz a la Mexicana) Recipe By: A Global Garnish, LLC 1 medium onion 1 15 ounce can diced tomatoes or 3 fresh tomatoes Directions: 1. Cut onions into quarters. Peel garlic cloves. Add tomatoes, onion and garlic to food processor. (If using fresh tomatoes, I prefer to seed and core, but it is not essential.) Blend thoroughly. Reserve 2 cups and set aside. Save the remainder for another use. 2. Heat vegetable oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add rice. Cook rice, stirring almost constantly, until it begins to turn a slight golden color. 3. Add 2 cups of the pureed tomato/onion/garlic mixture. Add the chicken stock, salt and parsley. Bring to a low boil, stir once (scraping the bottom of the pot), reduce to a low simmer, and cover. (If you have a rice cooker, you can also transfer to the cooker at this point.) Cook about 20 minutes until all liquid is absorbed. The exact time will vary depending on stovetop and pot. Let rice sit 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes. This will give you fluffy, restaurant-style Mexican rice. Serve. 4. DO-AHEAD INSTRUCTIONS: Complete the recipe; spread and cool finished rice in a sheet pan; and freeze or refrigerate in an air-tight container or bag. Most types of cooked rice freezer very well. Reheat in the microwave or in a covered dish in a traditional oven. Edited 8/8/18, 9/10/18
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Serving Size: 8
2 cloves garlic
1/4 cup oil, vegetable
2 cups rice, long grain, rinsed and drained
2 cups stock, chicken
1 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons parlsley, chopped fine (optional)
What a fabulous idea – and looks like the food was wonderful! What is a ‘sweet’ tamale, Jeannee? I could Google it, but want to learn it from you!! Jan
Usually a bit of sugar, sweet spices like anise and some fruit. A nice way to finish up your tamale meal!
Sounds fun and looks incredible!
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Want to make some?? :-))
Looks like a fun party. Wish we lived closer….oh, but then we would need to play bridge…………
On Fri, Mar 4, 2016 at 9:06 AM, A GLOBAL GARNISH wrote:
> The Global Garnish Geek posted: ” Last week our bridge group (16 of us) > descended on our kitchen to make tamales – with time off for a bit of > bridge, loads of fun and, of course, some serious eating and drinking. How > did a group of bridge-playing gringos end up elbow deep i” >
We would have let you walk on the beach:-)
I was a tad disappointed I didn’t get to help… Love ya! Glad it was a great success!
You would have been terrific – my amigo:-) I did think about bugging you to help us, but it was really Jim’s party (at our house) and he was eager to see how things we go if we muddled through on our own. He did all the organizing and recipes! I’m hoping to post Part 2, one of our tamale recipes, this week, and I would love your thoughts on it….
I’m very impressed with the tamale making skills of the group…great job by all of you. Was there a favorite among all the ones that you made?
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Absolutely lovely…and I love how well organized it all was. Truly the more the merrier became a fact. And thank you for the lovely comment you left. My New Year’s resolution for this year is to make my blog active again…let’s do it together ❤